Here's a hint...

...if you work for a living, you are too fucking old to be wearing a costume at work on Halloween (unless that IS your job anyway).  Every year when this lovely holiday rolls around, there are people who dress up in costume, often extremely lame ones, and come on in to work.  It's time to grow the hell up people.  Seriously.  You're not in grade school anymore, where everyone dresses up for Halloween and goes on parade through school.  You're not at a party with your friends.  You are at your goddamn job.

Yes, I know I'm Captain Crankypants today anyway, thanks to stress of many different sorts and my lovely hormone shot yesterday, but this has driven me crazy for years.  Yes, I know I strangled my inner child to death sometime between middle school and sophomore or junior year of high school, but come on.  I can't be the only one who thinks this.  I am fine with dressing up in costume and going to Halloween parties or whatever (Monday's Chuck was friggin' hilarious), but at work...gah.  I don't want to have a meeting with someone in a stupid Batman costume.  I don't want to be accosted by Godzilla in the hallway while trying to get to my office.  So grow the hell up and keep your stupid costumes for some other more appropriate venue.