Competition, the Caldari Way

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A joke for my fellow Caldari:

A Caldari CEO calls his three top executives into his office -- a Patriot, a Liberal, and a Practical.  He slams a box of the company's widgets on his desk and says, "Gentlemen, we have a problem.  A Gallente company has put out a widget that is better than ours and it's about to dethrone us from dominating the market.  How do we beat them?"

"It's obvious," the Patriot says.  "Get the CEP to raise the tariff on foreign widgets 20% and ban them from our enclaves.  Besides, people should know that it's unpatriotic not to buy Caldari."

The Liberal looks at the Patriot and shakes his head.  "That's only putting off the inevitable.  Eventually we'll have to compete -- we should get started now and invest in widget research."

"And you?" asks the CEO, looking at the Practical.  "What do you think we should do?"

The Practical thinks for a minute, then takes a sticky note from the CEO's desk.  He writes "NEW AND IMPROVED!" on the note and sticks it to the box of widgets.  "That should do it," he says.

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